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  • gauravster
    02-08 06:09 PM
    Hi,

    I am in a similar position, but slight variations.

    H1B from Jul 2003. Already on 7th year extension which expires in Oct 2010. My Priority date is Jun 2007 and I-140 is already approved but, I could not apply for I-485 in Jul 2007 window.

    I have the following questions.
    1. Can I change a job ? If so, for how long will the H1-B be valid.
    2. If the H1-B is valid, can the USCIS reject the application if the my current employer decides to revoke the I-140.
    3. If I-140 is revoked, is there is possibility to port the priority date or will it be an entirely new priority date based on new application.

    I have been getting conflicting opinions from different people. A particular immigration lawyer I consulted adviced me against a job change, though I might get a new 3 year H1B, he feared CIS might revoke it if I-140 is revoked (it is quiet clear my employer will revoke the I-140). Is there any guidance/cases regarding the same from CIS ?

    Thanks very much for your advice.
    Much appreciated.




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  • getgreened2010
    11-22 12:04 PM
    Thanks guys. I guess I need to change my flight at the last minute.....!




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  • lost_in_gc_land
    10-26 11:40 AM
    Check processing times online for your service center.

    I believe Nebraska Service Center is processing the July 2, 2007 receipt dates so you should be seeing it soon.

    If you are travelling you can also contact the local service center and talk to the director over there regarding this to explain your case (but I doubt this will help too much without a good reason)

    Hang in there (I am right there will you).




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  • rockstart
    05-05 09:09 AM
    As long as you are working in the same position you should be fine. Also since you are making more than what is specified in your labor there is no reason to be worried. At I485 stage all they want to validate is that the employer still has the position open and you are still employed. So there is no real need to worry about the greater income.

    Your second question perhaps needs more documentation. Add your rental papers, bank statements, insurance statements (if you are paying for spouse) etc along with marriage pictures and if you have kids their BC.



    Gurus / Attorney,

    Please suggest..

    I got RFE for my employment verification and bona fide marital status..I have following questions..

    I am still working on current position but my salary is more now compared to two years ago when I submitted my I485. Both past and current salary is more than Labor requirement. In my employment verification RFE letter, should I mention my current salary OR would it be a problem for I485 petition.

    I am submitting joint tax return as a proof of bona fide marital status. My annual modified gross income is more than my current salary as a result of yearend bonus. Once again, I hope it won't create a problem for I485 application.

    I would highly appreciate your any advice in this regard.

    Thanks,

    EB2 - India / PD 04/06, I485 receipt date 09/07



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  • hmehta
    08-08 03:36 PM
    No problem - we are all here to rant...and find solutions....so don't feel bad abt it:)

    I have applied 485 just last month (haven't got my receipt yet though) but I didn't get any RFE in the 140 process, it was approved last year. But yes, go ahead and do the 'paid consultation' - as you mentioned, most certainly they will ask you to file an ammended H1 - personally, I don't think that will be an issue in the GC process.

    How did your GC process turn out? Any RFEs because of this?

    Basically I don't have a problem with amending my H1B if it does not do me any harm when it comes to my GC. What's most irritating is that my GC attny who has all the answers and could very easily advice me what to do suggested to set up a PAID CONSULTATION with their H1B attorney to discuss this. I am almost certain that eventual conclusion will be that its o.k. to amend the H1B. Even during this time after having spent the 1000s of $$$ for my GC they still want to milk me for more money and that's more troublesome than anything else. Its just the attitude.

    Having said all this, I think I am going to spend the $$, talk to the H1B attny just for my own satisfaction.

    Sorry about the rant and thanks for hearing me out.




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  • fide_champ
    03-04 05:10 PM
    Is there anything i can do on H4 visa??

    Enjoy life at home :-)



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  • factoryman
    06-19 12:57 PM
    Yes, on stamp paper. . What will you ask next? A format for affidavit. Why pal, why are you doing this to me? What did I do? Why did you start another thread?


    Here it is:

    Sample Affidavit of Birth for Parents

    AFFIDAVIT BY [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] (Mothers Maiden Name: Mother's Maiden Name)

    Re: [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name] (If child is married, list the following: (Child's Maiden Name: Child's Maiden Name))

    We, [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name], hereby depose and say:


    Our full and complete address is [street address with apartment or house number, town/city, state, postal zip code].

    That I, [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] was born on [date] in the town/city of [city], [country].

    That I, [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] (Mother's Maiden Name: Mother's Maiden Name), was born on [date] in the town/city of [name of city], [country].

    We married on [date of marriage] in the city of [name of city], [country].

    We [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] had the following children:
    a. [Child’s First Name] [Child's Last Name] (If child is married list the following: (Child's Maiden Name: Child's Maiden Name) born on [date]; and

    b. [list all of the other children, if applicable].


    [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name] was born in [name of city], [country].

    This affidavit is being submitted because [CHOOSE ONE] there is no official record of birth [OR} the official record of birth is incomplete concerning [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name].

    We declare under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing is a true and correct statement.

    _________________________
    [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and signature

    _________________________
    [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] and signature

    Subscribed and Sworn to before
    Me, this ____ day of __________,
    [YEAR] at ______________________.




    Sample Affidavit of Birth for Close Relative



    AFFIDAVIT BY [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name]

    Re: [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] (If child is married, list the following: (Applicant's Maiden Name: Applicant's Maiden Name))

    I, [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name], hereby depose and say:


    That I, [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name], was born on [date] in the town/city of [City], [Country].

    My full and complete address is [street address with apartment or house number, town/city, state, postal zip code].

    That I am closely related to [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name]. I am his/her [fill in: uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc.]

    That [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] was born on [date] in [name of city], [country] to [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] and [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name].

    That I have direct personal knowledge of the event and circumstances concerning the birth of [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] because [state how you are aware of the birth or birth date].

    That I have known the applicant since [month/year].

    This affidavit is being submitted because [CHOOSE ONE] there is no official record of birth [OR} the official record of birth is incomplete concerning [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name].
    I declare under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing is a true and correct statement.

    _________________________
    [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name] and signature



    Subscribed and Sworn to before
    Me, this ____ day of __________,
    [YEAR] at ______________________.





    Here is another version:
    SAMPLE AFFIDAVIT OF BIRTH

    Preliminary Instructions:

    -Please keep in mind that the Beneficiary is the person whose birth is being proven (i.e. the person who has filed or will be filing an I-485).
    -The Affiant is the person who affirming that the birth did occur and is the person who will be signing this document. The Affiant should have been an adult (over 18 years of age) at the time that the event (e.g. Birth) occurred.
    -You should spell out all dates. You should never list the dates with just numbers. For instance, you should list “March 1, 1970”, not 3-1-70 or 1-3-70.
    -The Affidavit ought to be certified or notarized.


    AFFIDAVIT OF __________________ (Affiant's Name)


    I, ____________________, a citizen of _____________ and currently
    residing in __________ do hereby
    State that the following is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge:
    1. I am the _________ of ___________ (Identify the Relationship, e.g. “I am the Grandfather of Mr. Beneficiary”)
    2. I was born on __________ (List Affiant's date of Birth. This will prove that the Affiant was an adult at the time that the event took place) in ____________ (list city, country) and I know of his/her birth because of my relationship to him/her.
    3. In ______________ (Month/Year) I was living in ________________ (Town where Beneficiary was Born)
    4. __________________(Beneficiary) was born on ___________________ in _________________ and I know of his/her birth because of my relationship to him/her.
    5. ______________________(Beneficiary) was born to _____________________________(Father's
    name) and _____________________ (Mother's name).
    Note: Choose either Number 6a or 6b below depending upon whichever is relevant to your case.
    6a. I hereby attest to the fact that birth records for individuals born during this time are difficult if not impossible to obtain and that a birth certificate was not issued to ___________ (Beneficiary) on his/her birth.
    6b. I hereby certify that the birth certificate for ______________(Beneficiary) does not mention his/her name because it was not customary at that time to include the child's name on the birth certificate.

    Dated: ________________________
    __________________________________
    (Affiant's Name)

    Sworn to and signed before me this ____________ day of ____________, _______________. (List Month and Year)

    ______________________________
    Certifying Official/Notary Public



    NOW DO YOU WANT THE GUIDELINES FORM THE FOREIGN MANUAL, that I posted in another big thread.


    Does the affidavit for Birth be on Stamp paper?? All those who have obtained affidavits, please advise.

    Thanks.




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  • sareesh
    02-15 11:07 AM
    To answer your question yes, you have to mention MS + 0 or BS + 5.

    Thanks,
    SG.



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  • waitin_toolong
    08-13 10:08 AM
    I think you misunderstood a point made there. Though it is possible to extend renew H1 for employer if EAD was used some time, but that is like recapturing that status and means fulfilling the terms of H1, by giving up on part time job.

    You cannot be on H1 and use EAD for second job at the same time.




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  • asdfgh
    11-28 12:02 AM
    I had LUD on I-140 on 11/25 as well. 140 was approved late last year.



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  • nhfirefighter13
    July 9th, 2004, 06:37 PM
    Nik,

    I had to live with a 70-300 Sigma that was f/3.5-5.6 for a long time. While I made do for sports and motorsports type stuff, my world opened up when I upgraded to a fixed f/2.8 zoom. Hold off a bit, if needed, and get a faster lens. You'll be much happier.

    If you're mostly going to be doing landscapes and whatnot, the slower lens will work just fine.

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  • ashres11
    09-28 08:17 AM
    J.Barrret/July2/10:28AM / NSC
    Single check for spouse and myself.

    Finally got check cashed. Cashed from texas.



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  • quizzer
    09-28 12:33 AM
    EB2 or EB3?




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  • poorslumdog
    10-12 12:40 PM
    Thanks for the good words. My patience is wearing thin as this has been going on for since the start of the year and I have seen PERM applications filed later than mine getting approved. My concern has to do more with the employer keeping me in the dark about the outcome and at the time H1 expires just lets me GO citing rejection or audit!! You can call me paranoid as the filing hasnt materialized and me in the 7th year just adds to the distress.

    Just get the receipt number from your employer and check the status yourself.



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  • gc_chahiye
    11-27 06:32 PM
    USCIS just went through the laborous task of processing more than 1 million applications for 485, ead, ap combined and also sending out FP notices and guess what, come Feb-march most of us will be ready to reapply for EAD and AP and USCIS has to go through the same process and this is likely to continue for next 4-5 years atleast..All USCIS wil be doing is processing EADs and AP..

    Don't you guys think USCIS must be seriuosly thinking of a solution to clear this mess once and for all
    Options

    1) Give 3 yr ead and AP

    2) As a one time thing make priority dates of all july applications only current :) (highly unlikely)

    Give us all GCs? Nice idea, now meet reality:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/27/AR2007052701118.html
    Last June, U.S. immigration officials were presented a plan that supporters said could help slash waiting times for green cards from nearly three years to three months and save 1 million applicants more than a third of the 45 hours they could expect to spend in government lines.

    It would also save about $350 million.

    The response? No thanks.

    Leaders of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services rejected key changes because ending huge immigration backlogs nationwide would rob the agency of application and renewal fees that cover 20 percent of its $1.8 billion budget, according to the plan's author, agency ombudsman Prakash .


    USCIS as well as immigration attorneys LOVE retrogression, backlogs, constant renewals...


    3 year EAD is a possiblity. Someone even mentioned that this was discussed in the last meeting with AILA. As NeedHelp! has mentioned in an earlier post as long as they charge 3x the fees, it simply reduces pain for them (& for us).




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  • maddipati1
    12-17 12:58 PM
    people already forgot about Jan Visa bulletin. its almost time for Feb bulletin predictions. wait a couple of days, one of the genius will start a thread for Feb bulletin predictions :-)



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  • meridiani.planum
    07-17 12:45 PM
    Traveling for the 1st time on AP (used H1 stamp previously, now I am on ead), wanted to know how the experience at SFO is. Do they always send you for secondary inspection? Anything else to know beforehand?

    here's the list of docs I have from earlier post:
    (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum76-travel-out-of-country-and-re-entry-during-after-485-filing/24709-good-to-carry-documents-for-ap-travelers.html)
    - All copies of AP
    - EAD
    - Passport, of course
    - 485 receipt notice (Good to carry)
    - 140 approval notice (Good to carry)
    - Labor approval notice (Good to carry)
    - Company identification card/badge (Good to carry)
    - Current employment verification letter (Good to carry, I never did and I was okay)
    - Old stamped APs, if you have used AP to travel in the past (Good to carry)

    anything else?

    Also, when leaving Bangalore, any issues if you only have an AP and no H1 stamping?

    thanks.




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  • sri@180
    02-08 11:00 PM
    I went to USA 1 yr back by h4.h1 is approved in nov2007.If i face any queries on h1 in indian emabassy.Can i go by h4 to USA in that h1 query period.i mean without h1 stamping in query period.




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  • gc_coming
    04-09 04:34 PM
    Hi Gurus,
    I have got a new job and the company is asking me to work on EAD. Could anyone please tell me how to use AC21. do i need to fill any forms and is there any approval process involved ?




    wonderlust
    07-18 05:12 PM
    Hi. I realized that I made a mistake when filling out the I 485 Part Three:

    I posted this at the wrong spot initially. Sorry.

    I made a mistake on the I485 form Part Three Processing Information. Specifically, I filled in the I-94 number issued for my H1B as the "Nonimmigration Visa Number", instead of the visa number I got when I was still in F1 Student status.


    I called USCIS twice and they informed me that I can make corrections after I get the receipt--I can send in a corrected form, along with a letter explaining the correction, and also a copy of the receipt.

    I was wondering whether anyone here had done that before.

    I am kicking myself for misunderstanding the form! Please help!


    Wonderlust




    lord_labaku
    12-17 02:13 PM
    2001 - dot com bubble burst;
    2008 - finance bubble burst;

    Our GC journeys have spanned 2 recessions and we could not even take advantage of the slight boom in the middle...how pathetic.



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